Not quite, Nick Punto.
JIMMERS’ LARGE PURPLE FRIEND ALWAYS GREETS OL’ JIM-JAM IN THE DUGOUT WITH A FROSTY CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE AFTER MASHING THE TATERS.
P.S. If you aren’t already, follow JimThome on Twitter. What a racket.

Part two in an occasional series: Jim Thome with the McDonald’s mascots.
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