Here, at the Ramsey County Yard Waste Removal Site, you will see the largest leaf pile you have ever laid eyes upon. Here, you will witness an ORDERLY procession of civic-minded Ramsey-county citizens pulling up their cars, trucks and trailers to an ENORMOUS pile of yard waste, wearily getting out of those vehicles, SLOWLY dumping their sticks, leaves, branches, clods of dirt and the occasional, accidental hunk of dog feces out and then nearly backing into someone as they hastily attempt to leave the facility.

Only the truest thing ever written in the history of the world, NBD.